December 2009
8 posts
Impressions of moving: day II.
By the time the movers are 3/4 done loading their trucks, they will begin to completely disregard you. Instead of asking you which boxes go to what rooms, they will ask each other.
You will feel incredibly guilt about owning such heavy furniture.
You will be highly embarrassed about how much clothing you own.
Don’t vacuum until they are done for the day. Or you will end up vacuuming 10...
Impressions of moving
coarse hands no matter the quantity of lotion you apply to them.
the quality of a room’s lighting is directly related to the amount of belongings in boxes. What was once bright and warm is murky and unfocused with all your things wrapped in beige cardboard.
no matter your feelings about your move, you will feel exponentially better once everything is boxed.
day two is always easier.
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“I have never tried it in my entire life. I’ve never seen it. I am also way too...”
– Brittany Murphy, on cocaine (via coketalk)
I would like fries with that, yes.
I am very annoyed at myself whenever I get an intense McDonalds craving. Yes, I get them. Hello, my name is Daphne and I love McDonalds. (Hi Daphne.) I stay away from the place as much as possible. When I eat it I almost always feel like total crap. But…there is something about it that every once in a while is more appealing than anything on earth. Maybe everyone has their pleasure food that...
